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Thursday, August 07, 2008

Long Time No Write

To all my loyal blog stalkers,

I know I've been stuck on the Curse of the Prawn for like forever and havent given you guys any entertainment whatsoever for the last 5 months. I have so much to write, so much to tell, but no time to share my thoughts with you. Yeah, it's just pure laziness.


Not so long ago, I met this guy, let's call him Grandpa. Grandpa is a 45 year old man, married with 2 kids, a son and a daughter in their late teens. Apart from this seemingly normal family, Grandpa has a girlfriend (mistress, concubine, kept woman, whatever you want to call it) on the side. We shall call her Miss Pure & Innocent (aka Miss PI). She is 25 years old. Some will say the age gap is disgusting, let alone their intimate arrangement. But age should not be a barrier. Yeah, when two parties are single and available that is. This is how his story goes, he's 45 years old, has a happy family (so he thinks), he loves his wife and kids, but Miss PI is able to provide him sexual satisfaction. It all kinda makes sense doesnt it? Self satisfaction with a price. Nothing ever comes cheap these days. Grandpa has been with Miss PI for 9 months. He has warned Miss PI not to ever be caught cheating on him or else, not only will she suffer, the other man will have to pay too. Now, that's a bit harsh. The poor man may not even know Miss PI is with Grandpa. Well, that's just too bad. Grandpa would even go as far as to hire a private investigator to follow Miss PI if he were ever the least bit suspicious. That's nice. Atleast we know Grandpa has money to burn.


In the 9 months they have been together, Grandpa has provided Miss PI with a $300,000 house in her name. He's even thinking of buying her a new BMW cos she only drives a Toyota Corolla. His girlfriend cant be seen driving a Toyota, that would just ruined his reputation as a "boyfriend". Dont worry about his reputation as a cheater, liar or adulterer. Those labels are insignificant.

He told me when he and Miss PI started "fornicating" (those were his words, not mine), she only used to shop at MNG and Zara. Mind you, he said it with disgust. Hang on a sec, I shop at MNG and Zara!!! Miss PI only carried Guess handbags and wore a Guess watch. Grandpa then started buying Miss PI high end branded clothes, LV handbags and a Rolex. Once again, his girlfriend cant possibly be seen wearing Zara or wearing a Guess watch. That is just unheard of. I was told these are the rules of the game. Miss PI knows it and Grandpa knows it. From what I know about Miss PI, she's an innocent 25 year old, still studying, works part time as a model and comes from a middle class family. So what has Grandpa done by stealing her innocence and turning her into a materialistic mistress with a lavish lifestyle? Many women, especially Asian women, believe this is the norm. If they have a pretty face and a tight figure, they can go a long way with dirty old men. Men like Grandpa believe women are put on this planet to serve one purpose, that is to satisfy a man's hunger for pleasure. He is also a believer that money will make the world go round. Therefore, all women should be rewarded with it if they just know how to use their charm to satisfy men.

During our conversation, Grandpa even showed me photos of Miss PI on his mobile. Let me tell you, they weren't innocent photos. I kept asking myself, what would Miss PI think if she knew Grandpa was showing a total stranger semi naked photos of her???

To defend woman kind, I did ask Grandpa, what would he do if his daughter grows up to be in Miss PI's position one day. He had the best reply if I've ever heard one. He says he's been grooming and preparing his little princess for this. She drives a luxury car, he buys her LV handbags and wears Rolex watches. This he told me, prepares her for the hungry wolves in this world. When she is ready to meet men, she will only look for true love, because her daddy has already provided her with all money can buy. Therefore, she wont need to be with a married man for his money. What a well thought out plan. Good luck to him and his little princess.

Some say what goes around will come around. Is this really true? Think about the number of men out there that do this. How many of them have had karma bite them on the ass? In this day and age, it is sad to say men like this still exist in huge numbers all over the world. Even sadder is the fact that women who succumb to this also exist in large numbers if not more. I believe it's more common in rich Chinese men. I could be wrong. So are these men to blame for giving women a bad name or are women who behave this way to blame for creating men like this? You tell me.