Thursday, December 18, 2008
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Launch of Nuffnang Australia
Posted by TheWriter2006 at 10:58 AM
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Poker Face
This song so reminds me of Ball Breaker and her sexy moves at Man Mo the other night. It's such a catchy little number that makes me wanna dance whenever I hear it. Heard it on the radio on the way to work this morning and wanted to share it with y'all.
Posted by TheWriter2006 at 11:47 AM
Friday, December 12, 2008
I Almost Became a Ping Pong Girl
So, back to my story, the 3 ladies walked along the streets of Patpong with several men touting strip bars and yelling out "You want to see fucking show?". So these 3 freshies to Bangkok decided ofcourse they want to see a "fucking" show. After much negotiation with one lad, that they would pay $100 Baht per beer and the show would be free, they followed him blindly to where they would watch the "fucking" show. "Blindly" is an understatement, they were lead through small alleys and laneways and finally up 6 flights of stairs. At this point, they still didnt question the lad. I guess this was merely an adventure for them? And at this point I was almost screaming at SJ "Is this your first time to Bangkok????" and she sheepishly replied "Yes". Oh man, my heart was pumping and I was very excited to listen to what eventuated next. Deep down I knew nothing of harm had fallen upon SJ or else I wouldnt be sipping a Sauvignon Blanc with her at Cho Gao last night. But just the thought of being all alone in a strange country, following a strange man who claims he's taking you to see a "fucking" show is scary enough.
NNQ: We were told beers were 100 Baht and show is free!
Bar Manager: No, no, no. Beer 100 Baht, show 3500 Baht
NNQ proceeded to get 300 Baht out of her wallet and threw it at the bar. She then forced her way pass the bar manager, out the door and down the 6 flights of stair. SJ and SJS were in shock and this whole time were lost for words. All SJ could think of was how they were going to make her a Ping Pong girl in this seedy and dodgy looking strip bar. But as soon as she realised NNQ had pushed her way past the bar manager, her heavy feet lifted and both her and SJS ran after NNQ flying down the stairs. As soon as they got out on the street, they ran for their lives.
So this is the story of how SJ nearly became a Ping Pong girl in Bangkok. She can look back now and laugh about it. Thinking back, can you imagine if these Thais decided to gang rape them or bash them up or do whatever the unimaginable may be??
How dangerous and dodgy is Thailand? But I still love the country except I would never venture into Patpong on my own. My advice, when in Thailand, always call on BKK and let him take you around, atleast he's local and speaks the language, and he will never let you become a Ping Pong girl!
Posted by TheWriter2006 at 11:15 AM
Thursday, December 11, 2008
The Camberwell Market Experience
Posted by TheWriter2006 at 11:55 AM
Tuesday, December 09, 2008
A Time To Give
and create a butterfly in your area. For every butterfly created, you will help raise $1 for Mission Australia to transform the lives of the homeless in this country. If you havent made any donations this year, or you simply feel like helping but cant afford it financially, here's your chance to do something good this festive season. I've done my part and created my own purple butterfly wings. I named my butterfly Prosperity. Well, yeah, I couldnt think of a name at the time.....so mine symbolises my wish for Prosperity to touch all.
Posted by TheWriter2006 at 1:18 PM
Ku De Ta
This was my first ever trip to Bali and it was magnificent. The one place you must visit when in Bali is Ku De Ta. An upmarket restaurant/ bar which sits right on the beach in Seminyak. The atmosphere here is to die for. The hypnotic sounds of huge Bali waves almost sends you away to another time and place. At night, the bar has 2 huge spotlights shining out to sea, so guests can appreciate both sound and sight of the waves. It is a truly magical experience. When I was seated at one of their relaxing lounges by the beach, enjoying the waves, I just couldnt imagine a more beautiful place to relax. Very romantic indeed.
This place is highly recommended for the atmosphere, the food and the cocktails. Hell! Even their little boutique retail store has beautiful things! Make sure you dress well and be prepared for a wonderful experience.
Posted by TheWriter2006 at 10:49 AM
Thursday, August 07, 2008
Long Time No Write
I know I've been stuck on the Curse of the Prawn for like forever and havent given you guys any entertainment whatsoever for the last 5 months. I have so much to write, so much to tell, but no time to share my thoughts with you. Yeah, it's just pure laziness.
Not so long ago, I met this guy, let's call him Grandpa. Grandpa is a 45 year old man, married with 2 kids, a son and a daughter in their late teens. Apart from this seemingly normal family, Grandpa has a girlfriend (mistress, concubine, kept woman, whatever you want to call it) on the side. We shall call her Miss Pure & Innocent (aka Miss PI). She is 25 years old. Some will say the age gap is disgusting, let alone their intimate arrangement. But age should not be a barrier. Yeah, when two parties are single and available that is. This is how his story goes, he's 45 years old, has a happy family (so he thinks), he loves his wife and kids, but Miss PI is able to provide him sexual satisfaction. It all kinda makes sense doesnt it? Self satisfaction with a price. Nothing ever comes cheap these days. Grandpa has been with Miss PI for 9 months. He has warned Miss PI not to ever be caught cheating on him or else, not only will she suffer, the other man will have to pay too. Now, that's a bit harsh. The poor man may not even know Miss PI is with Grandpa. Well, that's just too bad. Grandpa would even go as far as to hire a private investigator to follow Miss PI if he were ever the least bit suspicious. That's nice. Atleast we know Grandpa has money to burn.
In the 9 months they have been together, Grandpa has provided Miss PI with a $300,000 house in her name. He's even thinking of buying her a new BMW cos she only drives a Toyota Corolla. His girlfriend cant be seen driving a Toyota, that would just ruined his reputation as a "boyfriend". Dont worry about his reputation as a cheater, liar or adulterer. Those labels are insignificant.
He told me when he and Miss PI started "fornicating" (those were his words, not mine), she only used to shop at MNG and Zara. Mind you, he said it with disgust. Hang on a sec, I shop at MNG and Zara!!! Miss PI only carried Guess handbags and wore a Guess watch. Grandpa then started buying Miss PI high end branded clothes, LV handbags and a Rolex. Once again, his girlfriend cant possibly be seen wearing Zara or wearing a Guess watch. That is just unheard of. I was told these are the rules of the game. Miss PI knows it and Grandpa knows it. From what I know about Miss PI, she's an innocent 25 year old, still studying, works part time as a model and comes from a middle class family. So what has Grandpa done by stealing her innocence and turning her into a materialistic mistress with a lavish lifestyle? Many women, especially Asian women, believe this is the norm. If they have a pretty face and a tight figure, they can go a long way with dirty old men. Men like Grandpa believe women are put on this planet to serve one purpose, that is to satisfy a man's hunger for pleasure. He is also a believer that money will make the world go round. Therefore, all women should be rewarded with it if they just know how to use their charm to satisfy men.
During our conversation, Grandpa even showed me photos of Miss PI on his mobile. Let me tell you, they weren't innocent photos. I kept asking myself, what would Miss PI think if she knew Grandpa was showing a total stranger semi naked photos of her???
To defend woman kind, I did ask Grandpa, what would he do if his daughter grows up to be in Miss PI's position one day. He had the best reply if I've ever heard one. He says he's been grooming and preparing his little princess for this. She drives a luxury car, he buys her LV handbags and wears Rolex watches. This he told me, prepares her for the hungry wolves in this world. When she is ready to meet men, she will only look for true love, because her daddy has already provided her with all money can buy. Therefore, she wont need to be with a married man for his money. What a well thought out plan. Good luck to him and his little princess.
Some say what goes around will come around. Is this really true? Think about the number of men out there that do this. How many of them have had karma bite them on the ass? In this day and age, it is sad to say men like this still exist in huge numbers all over the world. Even sadder is the fact that women who succumb to this also exist in large numbers if not more. I believe it's more common in rich Chinese men. I could be wrong. So are these men to blame for giving women a bad name or are women who behave this way to blame for creating men like this? You tell me.
Posted by TheWriter2006 at 1:19 PM
Thursday, May 01, 2008
Passion Pop @ Victoria Gardens
It was so nice to have BKK back in Melbourne. After only seeing him back in March, Ball Breaker and I actually missed his little "fuck shit" stories. We had planned to take him out to dinner on several occasions, but BKK is such a Mr Popular and never seemed to have time for us. This is what happens when you have too many friends! We finally agreed to go out to dinner on his last night in town. BKK borrowed his friend's car and came to meet Ball Breaker and myself for a coffee at Victoria Gardens. After 20 minutes, we decided to leave to go get dinner. When we got to the car, the driver side window was smashed! Can you believe that? And the car was parked right at the entrance to Victoria Gardens. After looking around, we realised that BKK left his GPS on the dock making it visible to the whole world. Idiot!
Posted by TheWriter2006 at 2:41 PM
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Curse Of The Prawn
Last night like any other ordinary night, a bunch of good friends planned a night out in Chinatown for dinner. Although there was some debate where we would go for dinner, in the end we decided to go to Ling Nam because The Nurse wanted to go there. The initial plan was to go to Dainty's for chilli chicken and chilli prawns, but someone came up with the brilliant idea of combining the two by getting take away from Dainty's and bringing it to Ling Nam. It does help if you know the owner.
Discovered this morning that both Siew Yum and Ball Breaker felt sick last night with uncontrollable trips to the toilets. And so the curse of the prawn will live with us for many weeks to come. Maybe next time Siew Yum and I should have dinner ourselves! Less drama.
Posted by TheWriter2006 at 11:55 AM
Sunday, March 02, 2008
Shoya has Karaoke?
Ok, sad but true, I'm blogging at 3am in the morning. I dont have the luxury of doing this in the office anymore. Work just isnt a bed of roses like it used to be and I miss writing about a day in everybody else's life!
Posted by TheWriter2006 at 2:52 AM
Friday, February 22, 2008
Barcelona Architecture
Yeah, I went to Spain like 7 months ago but just never got around to writing about all of it. So far I've only covered Seville. Give me some time, I'm sure I'll get to all of it eventually.
His most famous building is the La Sagrada Familia which is still under construction after like 60 years! The icons, carvings and statues are simply created to perfection. A must see in Barcelona.
The Casa Batllo was one building we walked past and ony got to see from the outside. It was an interesting looking building. The little windows/ balconies were so unique and toy like.
Posted by TheWriter2006 at 8:52 PM
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Christmas at The Full Moon Party
Our nightly ritual after Green Mango was always followed with a bowl of noodles outside the club. This stall served by far the best tasting pork noodles on the island. We just couldnt get enough of it. I feel like a bowl now :-P
Koh Pangan was definitely the highlight of the trip. It was funny when we got on the boat to Pangan. Can you believe the boat doesnt dock at the pier? And the pier was right next to the boat! Instead we had to walk out to the boat in the water! That was rather interesting. The full moon party was awesome. It was a coincidence that the full moon party in December fell on Christmas Eve. So we had a blast of a time celebrating Christmas at a full blown rave party on the beach. It is impossible to describe the party in words. The whole stretch of the beach was filled with different clubs and bars, all pumping out different genres of music. The beach was also packed with ravers from all over the world. Bars were serving drinks by the bucket. I kid you not, drinks were served by the bucket. We met up with a friend of mine from KL at Pangan and had a great time partying with him. It was a shame we didnt stay on the island over night and had to take a speedboat back to Samui cos we were all quite reserved with our drinking incase we got sick on the boat. I've been to Samui half a dozen times and this full moon party was a first for me and man was it good fun!
Posted by TheWriter2006 at 12:31 PM