Sizzling Hot Weekend

It's Monday and I'm still recovering from the weekend. My work Xmas party on Friday was pretty good. Although The Mansion Hotel is out in the sticks, the event turned out alright. We even had a retro DJ playing, although he sounded more like a wedding DJ than a disco DJ. When he played The Nutbush, everyone went crazy. Must be an Aussie thing. The girls at work dragged me onto the dancefloor to do some strange line dance creation (kinda like The Macarena, incidentally the DJ played The Macarena next. Gawd!). I had absolutely no idea what the f**k I was doing. It was good fun though. BK and I stayed till the end of dessert and made a quick dash for the city. Had to meet people at St. Jerome's.

Got there just in time to leave for Lavish. VB brought a friend M, who I've been told is the most annoying person on this planet. Thank God he didnt get a chance to talk to me that night. Also met Goofy, Azamat and Lord Mayor at St. Jerome's. Swing Sister celebrated her birthday with dinner at Ken Zan. I was expecting her to be smashed by the time I met up with her at St. Jerome's but she was still standing. Goofy met up with them at St Jerome's and he even brought her a present. How sweet.

Lavish was rocking. Hung out mainly with Yen and the lesbians. November Cleo is back in town. Will have to catch up with her for lunch some time this week. Cutey's mom was there and Yen brought her dad along as well. Seemed like a reunion for pensioner's. Now, that's mean. Cutey's mom is lovely and she's totally cool. Nice to see her there with another boyfriend. Azamat kept saying Yen's dad looks like a Char Kway Teow man. I couldnt stop pissing myself. Till now, I'm still thinking about how funny he looked. It's one of those "you had to be there" moments. Goofy was well, quite goofy. He kept asking me if I was avoiding him. Sorry, but I do have other friends too you know. The one thing I realised on the night is when men have a few drinks, they behave like an octopus. They cant keep their hands to themselves. But when women have a few drinks, we certainly dont grow six extra arms. Why do men think it's ok to become physical after a few drinks? What gives them the right to behave this way? I'm also beginning to think that perhaps some people out there are starting to mistaken my friendliness for being flirtatious.

Introduced BJ to BK. She thinks he's hot! So the mission is to set them up together. Although BK has a boyfriend, we shall not go there. B was there too and she was giving BK dirty looks for talking to VB. Hmmm.... maybe it was all in BK's imagination. BJ was so sweet, when everyone left me in the retro room to go down to the glass room, he asked if I wanted to go with them. I told him I was not into Techno/ Trance crap and I would be ok in the retro room on my own. Well, I wasnt on my own. I was hanging out with Azamat, Lord Mayor, Yen, November Cleo and the rest of the lesbians, not forgetting the Char Kway Teow man. Anyhow, every 2o minutes or so, BJ would come upstairs to check on me, just to make sure I was ok and he kept checking to see if I knew the people around me. BJ was definitely not one of the many who magically turned into an octopus after a few drinks.

007 was there too, acting as cool as ever. Definitely not the approachable type. Ball Breaker didnt even go near him all night. I said hello but that was about it. Bumped into Ah Sook at Lavish. Didnt really get a chance to talk to him. No loss there. Ball Breaker left early as she had to work the next day. BJ, VB and myself left soon after and caught a cab together. VB ended up crashing the night at my place. Heard from Swing Sister that Ah Sook gave them a lift home that night.

VB and I paid for it the next day. We had to be up at 10am to make it onto a harbour cruise by 12. We got to the Docklands at exactly 12.03pm. And the boat was late! The afternoon was a drag. I was tired, it was too hot (40 degrees to be specific) and the rest of the people on the boat were nothing to look at. The weather was terrible. Nothing like the heat in KL. This heat burns your skin. The bushfires in country Victoria didnt help either; causing our beautiful city skyline to be hidden under the smog. I was the youngest person on this cruise. Pity, unlike Princess Model, I'm not into the old and wrinkly version of men. And once VB and I got onboard, there was no getting off until the cruise docked at 4pm. We didnt even make full use of the free booze onboard; could not be f**ked. when we did finally get off, we met up with Mr S and Swing Sister at Ken Zan. VB and I bought slurpees from 7-11 and took it to the restaurant. Dopey was ok with us just hanging out at his restaurant. Was talking to Dopey about his girlfriend. She's Japanese, he's Korean. She doesnt speak Korean and he doesnt speak Japanese. They both have a limited command of the English language. So, how do they communicate? Ball Breaker said their relationship is clearly not based on communication. Yes, I gathered that much.

Found out from Goofy that his wife went to high school with Cutey and her sister. What a small world it is. No longer is it six degrees of separation, it's more like three degrees of separation these days. Everyone knows everyone.

Out of the blue, someone asked me if I had seen SG's "blob" (this is not a typo). I thought I heard wrong so I persisted to say "what?". Then he repeated himself "SG's blob". I couldnt stop giggling and he asked me why I was laughing. I just didnt have the heart to tell him it's "blog" not "blob"!!! This story should amuse Ball Breaker and TOT. Hahaha......

Swing Sister, Mr S and VB ended up going to watch Borat. I, on the other hand, went home for a nap then went to watch Casino Royale. It was not the best Bond film. Not my kind of movie at all. The distinct difference between this Bond film and the last few is that in Casino Royale, Bond doesnt use any gadgets. All the fighting is hands on. No technological display typical of a spy movie. This is probably why I didnt enjoy it that much, plus the leading lady wasnt even hot! As for Bond himself, nobody compares to Pierce Brosnan or Sean Connery.