Is Trouble My Middle Name?

Discovered that I've been the cause of some drama in the lesbian community of late. The little thing that tried to pash me couple of weeks ago must have been spreading rumours that I tried to pash her instead. Upon hearing this, the girlfriend wasnt too impressed. To be honest, I wouldnt be either. But let me get this straight, I did not even kiss her, let alone try to pash her. What kind of drugs do people think I'm on? I wouldnt do it even if you paid me. Eeewwww.....like I said, she's not someone I'd give a second look (no offence to the girlfriend here). The girlfriend now thinks I'm the devil (well, I am but not in this case) who pashed the tiny lesbo. In my opinion, the girlfriend deserves better cos I know for a fact that I'm not the only girl she's tried to pash. She's sleazier than any man I've met (and I have met quite a few sleazy men..... ).

In another unrelated incident, Shorty and Groupie Lover nearly had a punch on the other day. Well, my fault really. Groupie Lover put down a $50 bet to say I would never pash Shorty; and Shorty disagreed and put down $50 thinking that I would pash her. Hello, do I look like a hooker of some sort?? How the hell did these two come up with this shit? Ofcourse I didnt pash anybody and Groupie Lover took Shorty's $50. In the end, Shorty got upset at me for not letting her claim Groupie Lover's $50. Holy cow! Sorry babes, I love you, err.....but not that much ok. And amongst friends, it was all in good humour, wasnt it?

Ball Breaker and I have come to the conclusion that I'm a trouble maker. However in my defence, I think trouble comes looking for me. Ball Breaker on the other hand likes to go looking for trouble. So that makes me a trouble magnet instead?