Green Hair

This is green hair!

Was up early this morning to pick Ball Breaker up from the airport. She has come back with a "tan". She is no longer white, she is now off white! How funny. Tried to wake Mrs S up for breakfast (as planned last night with Princess Model) but she was still asleep I guess cos she didnt answer her phone. Princess Model had sms-ed Ball Breaker at 5.30am (all eager and enthusiastic) telling her she was dressed and ready to go for breakfast! When we called her at 8am, she was half asleep when she answered the phone. Needless to say, none of us ended up going for breakfast. Ball Breaker and I had coffee in a local cafe in Brunswick instead. She has not stopped complaining about her disastrous hair since she got off the plane. Apparently the chlorine in the pool in one of the hotels, had turned her hair green. It looked a little dull this morning, but certainly not green. Ball Breaker had made an impulsive last minute decision to let someone in the Phillipines try to fix her hair. I guess she felt they made it worse. We then went to a local chemist to find a rinse for her hair. Rang The Cock to ask him for his professional advise. He said to use Selsun Blue No. 5 to wash the hair. This should help take the green out. Ball Breaker was not convinced, so she ended up buying a copper coloured rinse instead. Made a mad dash back to my house - the make shift hair salon. Put the colour through her hair and after all that, she still thought her hair was green. It looked more like a dark ash brown to me. She must be colour blind! How can she leave the house tonight?